OH…
MY…
GOD….
In three days I have eaten a whole MASSIVE packet of custard creams all to myself.
*looks mortified*
I cannot believe it, I’m so ashamed! Well…not really, I loved every calorie laden second of it, but now my tummy is making some noises…I think it’s in distress!
Oh and I also must dedicate some time here to my disgusting, round, ugly enemy. You will NEVER get the better of me so stop looking so smug. I have a hatred for you that I do not feel for any other creature on this earth, you are the bain of my life and I will never forgive you for the suffering you have caused me….WHY THE BLOODY HELL ARE APPLES JUST SO BLOODY AWFUL?! And YES it is possible for an apple to look smug, if you had been terrorised throughout life by them then you’d know that ok! I just find it impossible to eat apples, everytime I try I subsequently FAIL, bloody idiot apples.
I think I need some sleepies!
Rachy
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Is it a trip to the gym to pay for the packet of custard creams ? I’m sure as it’s a one-off it will not have a serious affect on your gorgeous figure
Very strange about the apples. What is it about them, is it the taste, can you drink apple juice ? What about pears, are they OK ?
Love Den xxxxx
Don’t feel ashamed Rachy. I maintain that if you eat what you like it should not cause you any problems if done as a treat and only occasionally. Of course a full packet every other day may be a problem
I have a similar problem especially with round shaped food. When given the choice of an apple or a doughnut I always go for the doughnut.
Den, you said “what about pears”. I can tell you that Rachy has a beautiful pair
Aww thanks you two *hugs* Enough of that though or I’ll end up going custard cream mad with you’s telling me it’s ok…grr!
Den it’s just APPLES, they’re foul!! It’s the crunchy texture really, why is a soft moist fruit so crunchy and tasteless after being chewed for one second?! Overcoming my food phobias is getting easier over time but me and damn apples will not ever be a good match!! (and the gym?! Bollocks to that! I’ll find another way to work it off, any ideas you?
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Don’t worry Nick I won’t be having them every other day, my tummy is really making me pay – keeps telling me off by gurgling at me lol. And the ‘joke’ (I say joke…) about the pears, altogether now:
GROAN!
Take care guys, love you both to bits!
Rachy
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I like Cox apples best